Casey H Wilkinson

My Butt in Relation to the Concept of time: A Study

This is what happens when I make an offhanded comment about posting a photo with my butt in it on a day that’s not themed to that on socials.I have pretty rampant time blindness, and often hate the arbitrary rules surrounding time because of it. So when I lament about how like time my butt is also “confusing and ever-present”. I’m forced by gremlins in my brain to find other ways in which that’s true/funny. So here you random readers go, strap in.

Here are things my butt has in common with the concept of time:

-It’s also Confusing/enigmatic

-It’s Ever-present and inescapable

-It can be pleasurable but mostly anxiety inducing as it passes

-I’m mostly unaware of it when I’m not thinking about it specifically

-People often want more of it

-It often Sneaks up on me

-It gets watched too closely

-Humans in far away areas don’t experience it the same way (time zones)

-It also springs forward and falls back, but would prefer not to if possible (daylight savings time)

-I can’t control its influence or passage

-Taken as a whole it can be too much to handle (also taken as a hole it can be too much to handle- sorry haha!)

-It can be fun when you share it with friends

-I’m aware that I have less of it as I get older

-Noises associated with it have been called annoying or dread inducing (like the ticking of a clock)

-If you can smell it- we should all be a little concerned (either you’re ascending to godhood, getting super powers, or having some kind of stroke or medical episode)

-I probably wasted a lot of its potential goofing off instead of taking it seriously

-It can make even nasty shit funny if used properly

-and-

-People can pay me for access but I still get to decide how involved and how deep they use it

This concludes the study of my butt in relation to the concept of time for now. If you have other suggestions feel free to tag me on socials @caseyhwilkinson just about everywhere. I’ll be here all week (even though I hate that weeks exist.)